So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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