im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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