Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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