It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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