Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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