i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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