get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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