So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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