I'll bet she douches with gravy.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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