I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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