I bet he comes in French.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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