you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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