Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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