I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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