should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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