Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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