STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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