I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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