dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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