hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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