the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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