Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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