singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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