Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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