I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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