found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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