i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?