you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.