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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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