Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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