What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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