Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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Im part way to drunk.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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