you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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