my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
This house was built for laser tag.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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