so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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