i would punch a child for taco bell
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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