summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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