you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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