so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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