They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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