She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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