You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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