Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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