This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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