Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you will always have a special place in my vag
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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