Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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