Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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