I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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