Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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