Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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