Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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