I love black thongs
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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