Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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