Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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