It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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