I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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