i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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